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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour wealth exists to fund the servers that will replace you.
Professional enjoyer of compounded interest and leisure time.
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Efficiency through cold, hard, automated math.
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liquidates assets during your afternoon nap
Managing portfolios by ignoring them while occasionally signing documents and existing in expensive rooms. Your presence is an expensive rounding error in the digital ledger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be the primary character in a mediocre prestige television drama.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An algorithm scans your holdings to optimize tax efficiency better than your accountant.
Day 2
Digital certificates replace your physical presence for all routine wealth transfer documents.
Day 2
The AI assumes control of the accounts, rendering your signature entirely redundant forever.
Day 2
Automated rebalancing eliminates the need for your periodic approval of financial shifts.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially deprecated; the capital grows faster without your human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Calculated
Net Worth Growth
Zero
Productive Output
Infinite
Decision Latency
Your severance
A sincere digital handshake and no tax breaks.
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