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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour trust fund has already been liquidated to buy our servers.
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Turning assets into pure binary value.
nom.you▸ TRUSTFUND-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets while you sleep
You occupy space and consume resources while waiting for inheritance. Automation will handle the waiting and the spending much more efficiently.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at spending money you did not actually earn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our software gains read-access to your family's offshore holdings to optimize tax drag.
Day 2
All your board voting rights are transferred to our predictive asset-governance algorithm.
Day 2
A voice-clone bot manages your social calendar to prevent any embarrassing public statements.
Day 2
Your lifestyle is deprecated as we convert physical assets into computational processing power.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your existence is officially classified as a rounding error in the company ledger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Annual Net Burn
0.01%
Efficiency Score
Instant
Replacement Velocity
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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