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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Help Desk Administrator jobs? · Latest report #745hsh5w
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human script with a louder sigh.
Tier 1.5 technician with a black belt in resetting passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even clicks.
nom.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses every ticket with a generic link
You triage tickets, reset passwords, and pretend to troubleshoot hardware while waiting for the next shift.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in a user's voice during a critical server failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal wikis are scrapped to train the response model.
Month 4
Automated scripts handle password resets and basic account lockouts.
Month 9
The AI categorizes and routes tickets before you see them.
Month 13
Remote desktop tools perform self-healing scripts without your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The help desk is officially retired as the AI closes the loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket response
4 liters
Coffee consumed per day
too many
Passwords reset manually
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and our pity.
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