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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Help Desk Analyst jobs? · Latest report #6aqbgcar
Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are a glorified password reset button that breathes air.
Professional password resetter and printer-jam expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the ignorance of partners everywhere.
no no noyouAI▸ LITIGANTLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during client partner calls
Reset user passwords and fix printer jams for lawyers who refuse to learn basic computer skills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a lawyer's tech crisis is actually just them being lazy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Self-service portals stop requiring your input for password resets.
Week 11
Language models sort and resolve common tickets without human eyes.
Month 5
Diagnostic agents fix local software configs before errors even occur.
Month 9
Automated kiosks replace faulty workstations with pre-configured units instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The help desk is officially managed by a silent, error-free script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142
Passcode Resets per Week
12
Tears Shed over Outlook
0.01%
Lawyer Computer Literacy
Your severance
One complimentary legacy mouse and a stress ball.
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