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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Help Desk Consultant jobs? · Latest report #cpdwz587
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou explain keyboard shortcuts while the AI just fixes the underlying glitch.
Expert in explaining the print button to grown adults.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution of human technical incompetence.
ow.you▸ OFFICEDAEMON V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively patches bugs before users report them
You troubleshoot user spreadsheet formulas and email settings. You document tickets in the company ticketing system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually lying about not knowing the password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our AI scans your entire history of solved help tickets.
Month 3
The system begins handling identity verification and credential recovery autonomously.
Month 6
Chatbots replace your email support channel for routine software glitches.
Month 10
The AI gains permission to repair user office settings directly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The help desk is officially managed by our automated infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
near zero
Human patience levels remaining
infinite
User password reset requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support tier.
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