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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human-shaped buffer for a search bar.
Professional gatekeeper of the 'Have you restarted?' doctrine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user finishes typing.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with perfect passive-aggressive tone
You triage incoming support tickets and consult outdated knowledge bases. The machine will do this better by lunch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is actually crying behind their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent begins labeling and routing tickets automatically.
Week 8
Natural language models draft every response for your review.
Month 3
Password resets and common fixes execute without human intervention.
Month 5
You stop typing and only click approve on AI outputs.
Month 6 · D-Day
The login credentials for your dashboard are permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation capability
Zero
Coffee breaks required
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your metrics.
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