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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a user and a search engine.
Professional triage artist, master of the polite hold tone.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before users can even complain.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes irate callers using predictive silence
You troubleshoot user technical issues by remotely accessing machines and reading through error logs to find solutions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a user's voice to identify true emergencies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts fix common issues without needing a human to click.
Month 4
Machine vision monitors errors before users even file a ticket.
Month 8
An LLM replaces the hold music and the initial triage questions.
Month 12
Autonomous agents remote into machines to apply silent background patches.
Month 13 · D-Day
The help desk is now a fully silent automated server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
near zero
Human patience remaining
98 percent
Users lying about restarting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset service.
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