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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Help Desk Technician jobs? · Latest report #skjr88mg
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour password reset script is already running on my server.
System Administrator (mostly resetting passwords, emotionally exhausted).
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Total identity control without the human error.
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revokes administrative rights globally in milliseconds
You manage user accounts, emails, and network permissions. You are a glorified gatekeeper for internal software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about their keyboard being broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
System scripts begin creating all user accounts without human intervention.
Month 5
Users reset their own passwords through a secure biometric web tool.
Month 10
AI models detect access anomalies before you even open a ticket.
Month 15
Automated agents fix printer drivers and VPN configs in real-time.
Month 18 · D-Day
The help desk is officially retired to server room background noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Accidental account lockout rate
Removed
Human personality overhead
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset service.
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