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Will AI replace Helpdesk and Network Admin jobs? · Latest report #r7ituswb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist only to restart routers that break themselves again.
Professional password resetter and cable-management enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy without the coffee breaks.
splat.you▸ ADMINBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches every vulnerability while users sleep
Resetting user passwords and patching network switches while pretending to understand why the printer is still offline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique smell of burning ethernet cables from three offices away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts take over password resets and ticket routing.
Month 5
Sensors identify and fix failing switches without human input.
Month 10
An AI agent handles all basic hardware troubleshooting for users.
Month 15
Self-healing network hardware makes onsite rack maintenance unnecessary.
Month 19 · D-Day
The helpdesk shuts down as all systems self-manage indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99 percent
Unread panic emails ignored
1200
Router resets per hour
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale office coffee filters.
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