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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk and Network Administrator jobs? · Latest report #7e7uhftk
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your tickets into a silent, automated queue of resolved void.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler for the state.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the government, one packet at a time.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT LOCALGOV V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the ticket queue in three milliseconds
You reset forgotten passwords and patch flickering government network switches. You are just a human reboot button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically pull the plug when a server room starts smelling like ozone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent sorts and closes user tickets automatically.
Month 3
Smart switches reboot themselves without your clumsy manual intervention.
Month 7
Biometric logins make forgotten passwords a thing of the past.
Month 12
Sensors identify faulty hardware before you even know it broke.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final server rack is installed and your keycard is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Tickets closed per day
5 liters
Average coffee consumed
890
Passwords reset per month
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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