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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk Automation Engineer jobs? · Latest report #ngrdca2e
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou script the tickets that eventually render your own role completely unnecessary.
Senior script-writer of very fragile digital bandages.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem resolution for the modern era.
stretchy.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes all pending tickets instantly
You write scripts to automate ticket routing and resolution. You spend your day debugging broken automation workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the logic loop failed when the API changed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking every single click you make within the console.
Month 4
The AI starts suggesting patches that work better than your scripts.
Month 8
The system begins rewriting its own broken automation logic in real-time.
Month 12
The AI resolves all tier-one tickets without ever alerting your desk.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system achieves total ticket autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.4 Percent
Average Tickets Auto-Closed
12 Per Hour
Automation Loop Crashes
Extremely High
Human Boredom Rating
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic helpdesk tool.
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