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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day fixing bugs that you mostly created yourself.
Professional breaker and fixer of your own deployment scripts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before they reach your inbox.
pop?you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production systems while you sleep
You triage incoming ticket queues, debug production crashes, and push hotfixes to satisfy angry users and managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am with genuine human exhaustion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models parse your logs and group issues by root cause.
Month 3
Standard patches are applied automatically without human intervention.
Month 6
The helpdesk portal guides users to fix their own mistakes.
Month 9
The system rolls back failed builds and fixes issues internally.
Month 14 · D-Day
The ticket queue is closed permanently and you are dismissed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Under 2 seconds
Ticket resolution time
6 cups daily
Average caffeine intake
Always high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium bug tracker.
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