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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk IT Support jobs? · Latest report #fd5r6aam
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human buffer between users and the reset button.
Professional password-reset-clicker and router-power-cycler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user finishes typing.
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mutes the user during screen share
Resetting passwords and reading from a knowledge base until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorises and auto-replies to all tickets without human input.
Week 6
Automated tools run standard diagnosis scripts the moment a ticket opens.
Month 3
Biometric verification removes your need to manually reset passwords.
Month 4
Voice bots handle phone calls with perfect patience and no fatigue.
Month 6 · D-Day
The ticket queue is fully self-healing and requires no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Negative levels
Human patience remaining
Zero
Ticket backlog after lunch
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own error logs.
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