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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #8djffymp
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human script that forgets to check the logs.
Master of the 'Have you tried turning it off?'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates knowledge base articles from chat logs
Resetting passwords and reading from a knowledge base until the internet comes back on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins handling the most basic password reset requests.
Month 5
Software categorizes and solves simple routing issues without human eyes.
Month 10
The system pushes updates and fixes bugs before they generate tickets.
Month 15
IoT sensors track asset health and order replacements before failure.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human ticket handler is replaced by a silent script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution
Zero (impossible)
User frustration level
99,000
Passwords reset per day
Your severance
A one-year supply of un-expired energy drinks.
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