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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy managing bugs while your own replacement automates the ticket triage.
Managing 80 developers and the chaos of holiday booking bugs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user finishes typing.
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autocloses tickets with sarcastic bot responses
You oversee technical support queues and lead staff in debugging software issues for holiday booking platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why a build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI classifies all incoming tickets based on historical patterns.
Month 4
The machine generates accurate, personalized fixes for common booking bugs.
Month 8
AI-driven bot agents start submitting code patches directly to repos.
Month 13
Self-healing scripts resolve 90 percent of user complaints automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your management dashboard is decommissioned as the system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 seconds
Average resolution time
Zero
Developer interruptions
Inevitably high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a resort you can't afford.
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