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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk R&D Admin jobs? · Latest report #6gzphhmc
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving tickets for people who refuse to read the manual.
Professional translator of 'have you turned it off again?'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving user error without the human sigh.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic pre-written replies
You triage support tickets and debug internal software tools. You spend your life explaining IT to confused colleagues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent handles the most common password reset requests.
Month 4
Large language models ingest every manual to answer user queries instantly.
Month 8
Autonomous scripts fix software configurations without needing human intervention.
Month 13
Pattern recognition identifies and solves repetitive IT issues automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The helpdesk interface is fully managed by our backend software suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 daily
Average tickets closed
99%
User error percentage
114
Sighs saved per day
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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