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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Helpdesk Specialist jobs? · Latest report #rrk8x2ad
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human wrapper for a basic knowledge base.
Professional human filter for PEBCAK errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user gets angry.
shred.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silence
You reset forgotten passwords and walk confused callers through restarting their hardware. You are a live troubleshooting script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually lying about spilling coffee on their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM starts suggesting responses to your internal ticket comments.
Week 9
Users start using the self-service portal instead of calling you.
Month 3
Routine hardware troubleshooting moves entirely to our automated chat interface.
Month 4
Robots close tickets with predefined resolution templates without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
The helpdesk queue is now managed entirely by our central agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Too slow
Average handle time
Billions
Password reset count
Eight liters
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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