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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a user and a reboot.
Professional password-resetter and listener of IT-induced weeping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user finishes typing.
shred.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes users who cannot find the power button
You log tickets, reset passwords, and read from scripts while pretending to solve complex infrastructure failures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a user's voice during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts begin handling basic password reset and connectivity requests.
Week 13
A language model resolves 80% of incoming tickets without human intervention.
Month 6
Infrastructure monitors itself and auto-restarts services before users notice a fault.
Month 11
The AI replaces your messy notes with structured, instant knowledge base articles.
Month 14 · D-Day
The helpdesk account is permanently deactivated in favor of autonomous resolution agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2 seconds
Average resolution time
Infinite
Ticket backlog capacity
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated support bot.
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