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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a manual bridge between a user and a script.
Senior T3 Lead (part-time psychologist, full-time cable untangler)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before you can read them.
nom.you▸ SYSADMIN-BOT X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocancels tickets with unreadable error logs
You troubleshoot VoIP, manage Microsoft 365 permissions, and juggle hardware installations for a revolving door of confused employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins predicting ticket types based on user phrasing.
Month 3
Self-healing scripts automatically reset passwords without human intervention.
Month 6
Smart lockers begin deploying pre-configured laptops to new staff.
Month 10
Cloud orchestration tools replace manual environment patching and updates.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a final ticket notifying you of your own system termination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting
112
Users you ignore daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support tier.
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