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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Henchman jobs? · Latest report #9txeyvkz
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career longevity depends entirely on your boss's poor aim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Loyal, silent, and never quits.
toast.youAI▸ MINION-X MK 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses instantly on cue
Performing repetitive guard patrols, standing near dangerous machinery, and losing fights to heroic intruders.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at keeping a straight face when the boss monologues.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors replace your monotonous hallway patrol routes.
Month 5
Simple electronic triggers remove the need for your station guard duty.
Month 10
Autonomous chassis handle the heavy lifting of standing still.
Month 16
Predictive software identifies intruders faster than you ever could.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lair functions perfectly without any human guards whatsoever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
3 minutes
Average survival time
24 per year
Heroic knockouts sustained
High
Uniform maintenance cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-volcanic island.
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