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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex statistical modeling is just a slightly slower search engine.
Data scientist who turns hepatitis outbreaks into colorful charts.
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Mapping pathogens faster than human neurons allow.
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predicts viral clusters before they manifest
You track viral transmission patterns and model infection rates. The computer is already better at finding the correlations.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the ethical intuition to weigh public privacy against life-saving intervention parameters.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents clean your datasets while you sleep.
Month 5
Models identify clusters that your manual scripts miss.
Month 10
Dashboards generate your policy presentations automatically.
Month 15
Algorithms set new definitions without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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