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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour dried weeds are just high-resolution data points waiting to happen.
Preserver of brittle history, breaker of spines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ancient leaves into eternal binary.
ow.youAI▸ BOTANYDIGITIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans entire folders in three seconds
You press, mount, and catalog decaying botanical specimens. We prefer them as pixels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the faint, earthy difference between a pressed specimen and a counterfeit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Robotic arms photograph every specimen to create perfect digital twins.
Month 7
AI vision models convert your messy handwriting into searchable metadata.
Month 16
Algorithms optimize shelf space and track specimen deterioration automatically.
Year 2.2
Researchers browse 3D models instead of requesting physical plant mail.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your physical archives are mothballed as the digital database goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
specimens per hour
100 percent
dust tolerance
none
smell sensitivity
Your severance
One free digital photo of a dying flower.
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