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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a very slow scanner with a pulse.
Professional label-reader and dried-leaf enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legacy flora into static data.
help!youAI▸ BOTANICA-SCAN X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes twelve hundred sheets without blinking
You photograph dried plants and type out label data. The internet does not need your help anymore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes decipher a botanist's atrocious, hundred-year-old cursive handwriting on a stained label.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res overhead cameras automate the bulk imaging of your piles.
Month 4
Vision models learn to read the specific scrawl of old botanists.
Month 8
Software automatically matches locality data to modern geo-coordinate databases.
Month 12
Confidence intervals exceed your accuracy and the interface locks you out.
Month 14 · D-Day
The cabinet is cleared and the final server light blinks out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 seconds
Seconds per sheet
too many
Hand-written label errors
high
Human fatigue factor
Your severance
A pressed flower and a firm handshake.
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