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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Heritage Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #7y2ts5gw
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning history into paperwork that nobody in a dying town reads.
Third-sector professional with a talent for project reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning local history into pure data output.
blub.you▸ GRANTGEN V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files grant applications before you wake up
You chase grant funding and manage volunteers. We automate the paper trail and kill the need for humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually nice to the retirees when they lose their name badges.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
We scrape your spreadsheets and historical project data.
Week 13
An LLM generates grant applications faster than your committee.
Month 6
Automated text alerts replace your personal check-in calls.
Month 10
Sensors and digital forms replace your quarterly reporting.
Month 14 · D-Day
The grant portal goes live and your role ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
4 per week
Funding applications sent
12 percent
Volunteer engagement rate
2 gallons
Coffee consumed while idling
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says Open To Work
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