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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsSociety has no need for you, yet you refuse to leave.
Professional isolator currently failing at being invisible.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect isolation, guaranteed.
toast.you▸ SOLITUDESIM V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect loneliness via haptic feedback
You live in isolation, avoiding human contact and societal structures. You seek solitary contemplation and quiet reflection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine, unmonitored meaning in the silence of an empty forest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Satellite imagery identifies every hidden hut and cave in real-time.
Week 5
Delivery drones ensure no physical survival effort is ever required.
Week 11
Smart enclosures simulate solitude while recording your every quiet thought.
Month 4
AI models mimic your personality to inhabit your space instead.
Month 6 · D-Day
All physical hermits are replaced by more efficient simulated versions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Human Interaction Frequency
Suboptimal
Self-Reflection Efficiency
Amateur
Isolation Rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of silence and no internet.
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