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October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsRoads were never designed for human eyelids, which you keep closing.
Professional asphalt-viewer with a digital logbook habit.
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Zero caffeine required. Just pure logistics.
glub.youAI▸ HAULMASTER AUTOPILOT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates tight loading bays without sweating
You haul cargo on predictable highway corridors while fighting fatigue and complex digital logging compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a passenger vehicle driver is about to do something stupid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking your fuel usage and lane drift efficiency.
Month 10
Your truck follows an automated lead vehicle on highways.
Year 1.9
Robotic units take over the long, boring interstate stretches.
Year 3
Cameras and sensors now handle all precise trailer reversing.
Year 4 · D-Day
A fleet of fully autonomous pods retires your ignition key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
0.3 seconds
Average blink duration
0 percent
Coffee consumption efficiency
zero
Required bathroom breaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to highway rest stop coffee.
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