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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour map skills are just GPS coordinates waiting for a better algorithm.
Master of road maps, shouting, and clipboard-based authority.
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Logistics that never takes a coffee break.
no no noyou▸ ROUTEGENIUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes fleets instantly around traffic jams
You plot efficient routes for heavy trucks and supervise the teams loading cargo onto trailers for transit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a loader is lying about why the truck is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Software takes over basic route planning using live traffic data.
Month 4
Weight sensors and load scanners remove the need for your clipboard.
Month 11
AI detects potential delays before they impact the delivery window.
Month 16
Connected systems command loading crews directly via tablet instructions.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system fully automates all logistics and eliminates the supervisor role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.2%
Route optimisation percentage
4.5 litres
Coffee consumed per shift
98 decibels
Loading dock shouting volume
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-caffeine energy drinks.
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