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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour onion volcano is a parlor trick for a robotic arm.
Slicer, tosser, and amateur fire-breather of the griddle.
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Precision slicing without the performative sweating.
help!you▸ TEPPAN-TECH V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes a flawless flaming onion tower
You juggle knives and spatulas while cooking protein on a searing hot steel griddle for crowds.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly when the steak hits the perfect level of caramelisation by sound.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact heat signature for perfect protein searing.
Month 10
Robotic slicers produce perfectly uniform meat cubes every time.
Year 1.9
A mounted arm takes over the spatula gymnastics and egg juggling.
Year 3
Laser-controlled fire modules replace your flaming onion tower tricks.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen enters full lights-out automated mode for dining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
142
Average shrimp tosses per shift
89%
Percentage of apron singe events
4 hours
Time spent explaining allergies
Your severance
A blunt spatula and a lifetime supply of rice.
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