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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track humans, but thermal sensors find them in absolute darkness.
Professional stalker of blood relatives with too much time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nobody stays hidden from our thermal sweeps.
oof.youAI▸ SEEKERDRONE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
scans entire house for heat signatures
This role involves locating hidden individuals within complex environments. It requires acute observation and persistence to find people.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine human intuition for where someone is hiding based on their mood.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
Lidar drones map every square inch of your residence.
Month 21
Software analyzes family movement habits to predict hiding spots.
Year 2.4
Thermal sensors replace your eyes for locating heat signatures.
Year 3.1
Your family is tagged the moment they start breathing.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system finishes finding everyone before you enter the room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.4 Seconds
Average Detection Time
0.01 Percent
Human Stealth Success
Infinite
Family Members Found
Your severance
A GPS tracker for all future family gatherings.
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