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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour palate is irrelevant when the cabin pressure destroys your taste buds.
Professional traveler, armchair gourmet, cabin-pressure casualty.
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Precision critique at any atmospheric pressure.
bzzt.youAI▸ GASTRONOMY-SENSOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles to deadened taste buds
You rate airline meals and mountain-top cafe fare. Your job is basically complaining about lukewarm pasta while strapped into a seat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to identify the 'notes' of a plastic-wrapped bread roll.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact chemical loss in taste at specific pressure intervals.
Month 5
Natural language processing generates generic complaints about dry chicken and stale bread.
Month 13
Automated analytical pods are installed in all business class galley sections.
Year 2.1
Review data is synced directly to airline procurement systems to optimize food waste.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal portal is deactivated as the machine begins its final review.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
30,000 ft
Average altitude ingested
70%
Palate sensitivity lost
3
Meaningful words per review
Your severance
One economy meal voucher and a pressurized neck pillow.
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