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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA glorified pen pal who costs more than a small cruise ship.
Professional gatekeeper of the Commonwealth tea supply
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Optimal statecraft without the flight costs.
brr.you▸ DIPLOMACYPROTOCOL-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pre-recorded platitudes with perfect eye contact
Managing diplomatic relations through formal dinners, treaty negotiations, and local networking events. Your primary export is expensive small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the local dignitary is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Standardize all cultural etiquette and diplomatic manuals into a searchable, real-time linguistic database.
Month 8
Install high-fidelity telepresence kiosks to replace physical attendance at minor ceremonial ribbon-cutting events.
Month 16
Deploy LLM agents to draft all formal despatches based on live local news and sentiment data.
Year 2.3
Outsource relationship maintenance to automated gift-giving and personalized video-briefing algorithms.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Formal state relations are now entirely governed by an encrypted API between sovereign servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
482
Canapes consumed per treaty
2.8s
Average handshake duration
High
Annual taxpayer burn rate
Your severance
A commemorative plate and a one-way flight.
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