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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced shiny rocks to the bored is not a personality trait.
Professional gatekeeper of inherited wealth and expensive carbon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating desire without the awkward human effort.
help!youAI▸ LUXURYOMNI V4.1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect vanity aura on every client
You manage gem procurement, high-end bespoke design sessions, and client relations for expensive wearable status symbols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their diamond setting is delayed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map inventory and certify provenance without human input.
Month 5
Virtual agents conduct the initial pretentious consultation sessions flawlessly.
Month 15
Robotic micro-assembly arms handle setting tasks at perfect tolerances.
Year 2.2
AI predicts and validates client desires before they even arrive.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The house runs entirely on algorithms and automated logistics pipelines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Excessive
Annual champagne budget
Manual
Client ego satisfaction
Slow
Gemstone provenance verification
Your severance
One branded napkin and a silent LinkedIn unfollow.
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