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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified focus group algorithm that occasionally wears a nice suit.
Professional glad-hander with a penchant for vague press releases.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising democracy via real-time data ingestion.
no no noyou▸ STATISTIX-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates policy based on real-time sentiment
You spend your days shaking hands, attending committee meetings, and balancing interest groups with public opinion polls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye while lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin tracking every public statement against live polling data.
Month 5
AI-generated speeches replace human rhetoric at all public events.
Month 13
Corporate donors begin interfacing directly with legislative drafting software.
Year 1.9
Legislative debates transition to high-speed consensus-seeking decision engines.
Year 3 · D-Day
The final human representative is politely retired into a corporate board.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
45
Handshakes per hour
12%
Average polling variance
3
Bills passed yearly
Your severance
One free commemorative statue, slightly chipped.
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