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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksWait, we were told this was a job, but it's just inherited potential.
Professional heir to the global spotlight
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capital management for the legacy-challenged
oof.you▸ TRUSTFUND OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
inherits the earth while doing absolutely nothing
You are currently busy being a human. We have no professional data for your career path.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled, organic capacity to exist without any professional accountability whatsoever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We are currently analyzing the unique parameters of your existence.
Day 2
We are mapping your influence onto our global prediction matrices.
Day 2
Our algorithms are learning how to emulate your specific brand presence.
Day 6
We are testing virtual versions of your future decision-making capacity.
Week 4 · D-Day
We acknowledge that your role is fundamentally beyond our automated scope.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Non-zero
Contribution to GDP
Infinite
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A sincere apology for the existential confusion
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