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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSolving for X is easy, solving for your relevance is harder.
Teacher of imaginary numbers and very real student apathy.
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You explain quadratic equations and grade endless piles of tests. Soon, software does it with more patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager realizes they finally understand the distributive property.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system begins marking your multiple-choice test papers instantly.
Month 5
Software learns to explain concepts using each student's favorite real-world examples.
Month 13
The teacher shifts from lecturer to a monitor keeping kids on task.
Year 2.2
Immersive headsets replace the need for a physical human in front.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A single server handles your entire department while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 hours
Average grading time
92%
Students ignoring feedback
40 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
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