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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace High School Athletics Videographer jobs? · Latest report #v6kusbqi
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour tripod is the only thing standing between you and obsolescence.
School sports documentarian with a very heavy gear bag.
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Broadcast-quality sports coverage, no operator required.
oof.youAI▸ LENSMASTER 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every player simultaneously in 4k
Captures high school sports footage and edits clips for highlight reels and coaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to pan away when a student breaks their ankle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Fixed 4K sensors replace your wandering tripod on the sidelines.
Month 7
Computer vision models identify player movement and track the ball automatically.
Month 13
Algorithms cut highlights based on score changes and crowd noise levels.
Month 20
Real-time feeds go directly to parents' devices without human intervention.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked; the cameras work perfectly alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
94%
Average footage discarded
300 hours/yr
Time spent setting up tripods
High
Human error in white balance
Your severance
A slightly used memory card and a pat.
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