Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace High School Biology Teacher jobs? · Latest report #b38f8v3y
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsSoon you will be replaced by a screen that never gets detention.
Professional cat herder and mitosis enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The classroom monitor that never needs a coffee.
glub.youAI▸ BIOLECTURER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture without pausing for classroom chaos
You lecture on cellular mitosis and grade lab reports while managing hormonal adolescents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software takes over your mundane lesson plan uploads.
Month 13
Optical scanners and AI handle all objective lab assessment.
Year 2.2
Sensors in the lab identify spills before you even notice.
Year 3.3
Your classroom camera system flags behavioral issues to central security.
Year 5 · D-Day
The AI lecturer replaces the human voice in every classroom.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
42 per hour
average student eye-roll count
humanly impossible
grading efficiency
100% simulated
discipline maintenance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our remedial AI tutoring platform.
Discussion
