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May 18, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTeaching teenagers to lose with dignity before AI learns to win.
Master of the locker room pep talk and clipboards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect strategy without the emotional baggage.
toast.youAI▸ SQUADMENTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal substitution patterns in real-time
You build training programs, manage team rosters, and shout tactical adjustments during games to motivate players.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a student in the eye and make them believe in themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and camera feeds start tracking every player movement automatically.
Month 5
A tactical engine generates game plans better than your whiteboard.
Month 15
Smart scheduling apps manage bus routes and parent communication duties.
Year 2.2
Wearables provide instant performance data to every student athlete.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The coach is removed as the field monitors run the show.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
9000 per game
Whistle blowing frequency
100 percent
Clipping board frustration
42 percent
Plays called correctly
Your severance
A whistle that only blows in your dreams.
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