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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeaching binary to teenagers who would rather be on TikTok.
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The infinite substitute teacher.
oof.youAI▸ DOCENTBOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
detects student cheating in real time
You grade coding exercises and explain logic to distracted teenagers in an Italian classroom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their malfunctioning code.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan student code and logic tests instantly.
Month 6
AI creates perfectly tailored lesson plans for Italian standards.
Month 15
Hardened kiosk units replace the need for constant supervision.
Year 2.5
Virtual agents handle student queries during and after hours.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human teachers become historical educational curiosities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
14
Bureaucratic forms per week
Infinity
Robotic patience quotient
Your severance
One lifetime supply of chalk and bad coffee.
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