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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lecture on market efficiency is currently being out-competed by YouTube.
Master of supply, demand, and excessive grading fatigue.
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You grade stacks of tests and explain supply curves to bored teenagers in noisy classrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking illness to avoid taking your midterm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners will grade your multiple-choice tests instantly.
Month 7
AI models will generate your curriculum and lesson plans.
Month 16
Students attend lessons through interactive, gamified AI platforms.
Year 2.5
Sensors in the classroom replace your need to supervise discipline.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the educational delivery process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Average sighs per period
90
Seconds until student naps
Gallons
Red pen ink wasted
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium streaming service.
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