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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou teach quadratic equations to kids who barely remember their gym shorts.
Professional cat herder, strategist of adolescent athletics and algebra.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalised learning with tactical pitch side adjustments.
toast.youAI▸ MENTORBOT-PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules remedial drills based on test scores
You lecture from textbooks, grade stacks of quizzes, and shout tactical instructions from the sidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which kid is going to have a breakdown during finals.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest your quiz piles and update digital gradebooks.
Month 8
Pre-recorded lessons deliver the curriculum with perfect, emotionless consistency.
Month 20
Wearable sensors track player output and signal formation shifts instantly.
Year 2.6
Computer vision identifies distracted students and triggers subtle desk alerts.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
A wall-mounted display replaces your presence in both classroom and field.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 percent
Average student engagement
200 daily
Whistle blowing frequency
110 papers
Grading backlog size
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic graphing calculator app.
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