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Will AI replace High School English Lead jobs? · Latest report #audejrtn
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsGrading metaphors while the machine prepares to redact your existence.
Master of the canon, slave to the curriculum.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated literary assessment and rubric enforcement.
splat.you▸ LIT-ANALYTICA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
standardizes every student's voice to perfection
You facilitate curriculum planning and evaluate student essays. The machine plans to do this better, colder, and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student why their specific choice of word matters deeply.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces the manual entry of grading rubrics.
Month 6
An agent handles all parent concerns about student grades.
Month 13
AI systems curate and align all lesson plan structures.
Month 21
AI begins providing automated, iterative feedback on student drafts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department lead role is fully dissolved into system oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
12,000+
Essays graded per hour
100%
Tone-deaf feedback generated
Zero
Human emotional labor
Your severance
A box of red pens and a digital certificate.
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