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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a coaster for the inevitable digital takeover.
Professional screamer at children in shoulder pads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect schemes, zero locker room drama.
splat.you▸ GRIDIRONGENIUS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect offensive schemes in real time
You shout plays at teenagers and argue with referees. Then you spend all night watching game film.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a kid in the eye and make him believe in himself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your grease board with perfectly calculated offensive plays.
Month 5
Sensors track every player step to analyze their performance flaws.
Month 14
An algorithm dictates every timeout and play call via headset.
Year 2
The head coach role shifts to managing the software updates.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine takes the field and finishes the undefeated season.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
45 Gallons
Gatorade wasted per season
800 Hours
Time spent yelling at teenagers
1200
Playbook pages printed annually
Your severance
One free whistle and a slightly deflated pigskin.
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