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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching teenagers how to run in circles is now peak inefficiency.
Professional screamer at teenagers on a grass field.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect tactical execution without the yelling.
help!youAI▸ ATHLETICDIRECTOR-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal team rotation in real time
You spend your days screaming at teenagers, organizing drills, and managing parent emails about playing time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which teenager is faking an injury to avoid running suicides.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI handles all parent complaints about playing time automatically.
Month 6
Sensors on the field track player movement and speed data.
Month 15
The AI generates all practice drills based on individual performance.
Year 1.9
Cameras replace your eyes to call offsides and tactical shifts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A mobile robot runs the practice while you find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
1:40
Whistle-to-yell ratio
34
Parent complaints per season
120
Balls lost in bushes
Your severance
One free whistle and a slightly used mesh bag.
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