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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPatrolling empty hallways because you think teenagers fear a uniform.
The clipboard-wielding arbiter of the secondary school corridor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hall clearance in three milliseconds.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-CAMPUS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
de-escalates arguments using tactical frequency dampeners
You monitor hallways, break up fights, and check student IDs all day. It is mostly just glorified crowd control.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to sense a hallway fight before the yelling actually starts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID scanners replace your manual visitor sign-in process.
Month 7
Computer vision software begins tagging fights before humans notice them.
Month 16
Wheeled units begin navigating hallways during class periods to monitor traffic.
Year 2.2
Smart locks integrated with attendance systems seal perimeters instantly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a network of speakers and drones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 per day
Average lunch break interruptions
120 daily
Tardiness logs processed
9/10
Hallway stare-down intensity
Your severance
A vintage walkie-talkie and a laminated hallway pass.
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