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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou chase athletes while your lens tries to find a soul.
Master of sideline chaos and telephoto zoom
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tracks every player movement with perfect focus
You capture sideline action shots using telephoto lenses and manual settings. You edit galleries for parents to buy.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which athlete's grandmother is watching from the bleachers during the play.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Fixed robotic cameras are mounted to stadium light poles.
Month 5
Software automatically tags players using jersey number vision algorithms.
Month 13
Parents receive direct alerts when their child appears on screen.
Year 1.9
Robotic heads replace stationary lenses to follow field action.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Sidelines are declared human-free zones for safety and efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2,400
Average frames per game
14%
Parents buying photos
8 hours
Time spent in Lightroom
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated image cloud.
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