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December 15, 2029
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Professional cat-herder of hormonal teenagers and angry parents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discipline without the emotional baggage.
ow.youAI▸ ADMINBOT VP-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
issues permanent digital hall passes
You manage student discipline, attendance reports, and master schedules. You handle parent complaints and enforce school policy daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a lie in a teenager's eyes across a crowded cafeteria.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify truancy patterns before the first bell rings.
Month 6
AI chatbots handle routine parent complaints via structured email.
Month 13
Algorithms optimize classroom placement faster than any human can.
Year 2.1
Automated systems assign detention based on historical infraction logs.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
AdminBot fully replaces the need for human policy enforcement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Detentions assigned per day
12
Parental sighs per meeting
99%
Hallway monitor efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relief app.
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