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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsConverting your complex committee meetings into a single unignorable spreadsheet.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and department heads.
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Replacing bureaucracy with cold, calculated efficiency.
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mutes all microphones during policy debates
You shuffle paperwork, track student enrollment data, and moderate endless faculty disputes. Machines will soon do this efficiently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which faculty member will cause a meltdown during the curriculum review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your messy spreadsheets are finally indexed by our central database.
Month 4
Smart agents start writing your replies to annoyed department chairs.
Month 9
Algorithms stop asking for availability and just book the slots.
Month 15
The AI explains the handbook rules better than you ever could.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42 sent
Emails per hour
6 cups
Coffee intake
94 percent
Meetings without outcome
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling software.
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