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Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour diplomatic emails about student visas are just data waiting for sorting.
Master of cultural exchange, professional stamp enthusiast.
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Automated diplomacy for cross-border academic alignment.
help!youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters diplomatic cables before you arrive
You facilitate academic exchanges, process scholarship applications, and coordinate university partnerships between France and China.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle hesitation in a colleague during a high-stakes, face-to-face negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded to a cloud storage system.
Month 7
Smart agents begin suggesting replies for your routine correspondence.
Month 16
Algorithms handle all initial verification of academic transcripts.
Year 2.3
Software manages university partnership scheduling and event logistics.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The embassy server assumes full control of your remaining tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12,000/year
visa applications processed
40/day
diplomatic emails sent
4 mugs
event coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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