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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning policy into endless spreadsheets is hardly a human masterpiece.
Master of the redaction tool and middle-management purgatory.
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You draft policy documents and manage junior staff through endless internal approval gates and spreadsheet tracking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the minister is angry about the latest policy draft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated form checkers now correct your grammar and policy tone.
Month 5
AI assistants now write the minutes you used to dread.
Month 11
Your draft documents are generated by logic engines from bullet points.
Month 18
Decision-making pathways are hardcoded into the agency dashboard.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department runs entirely on automated workflows with zero human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
142
Emails per day
390
Minutes wasted in meetings
12
Spreadsheets per task
Your severance
A lifetime supply of government-issue stationary.
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